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The "John Mayer hit it" list!

A trip down memory lane for John Mayer, as we look at his paramours from the past!

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    Once, John got his freak on with JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT back in the day. Apparently, her body was a wonderland and inspired the song.
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    Then, there was this waitress and reality show star, Scheana Marie. John never confirmed they did the deed. It could have been a one -night stand sorta gimmick. Or maybe she's still texting John... you never know.
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    This actress, Rhona Mitra, was reportedly one of the places John's tongue has been...
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    And MINKA KELLY got down with the Mayercraft 9000 before she moved on to the DEREK JETER who probably gave her an autographed baseball like he gives to all his 'girls...'
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    Cameron Diaz loves musicians. She got down with the Justin Timberlake too... making her two-for-two with male crooners...
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    And we all remember this. Jennifer changed her blonde hair to brunette for the Mayer, who talked about her bedroom antics after they ended their supernova love like hot lava affair. The rumor on Jessica is that she cheated on Nick Lachey first with Adam Levine... and then moved onto the Mayercraft Cruise ship.
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    And we know about Katy. She found some disrespecting and inappropriate texts in John's phone from some hussy and kicked him to the curve... and then, hit the road to tour.
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    And that line "red wine and ambien, you're talking s*** again," from Heartbreak Warfare... was a direct reference to his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.
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    Rhona Mitra. She's an actress. Yup. John hit it.
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    Vanessa Carlton once would have driven 5,000 miles to see John, but, that ended, too.
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    Dear John... she sees it all now that you're gone... don't you think that 17 was to young to be messed with? Taylor wrote and wrote and wrote because hell hath no wrath like Taylor Swift scorned.